Clint Barton doesn’t show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks. Clint Barton shows up an hour late with cheap pizza, a broken nose, and a stray dog.
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20, Northeast USA. Formerly a future writer. Currently a budding neuroscientist with a long list of aspirations and prescriptions. Hoping to write a classic tale of Girl Meets Blog, with new installments daily.
yo. I am in need of destiel fic from pre s8 can anyone help a girl out?
1 week ago with 2 notes
Yeah, I totally didn’t realize that movie times were supposed to be sexy times until like 2+ years into my relationship lol
1 week ago with 24 notes
I love the idea of an asexual character who makes jokes about their asexuality in the same way as Toph does about her blindness.
" Oh man, I don’t think my relationship could last without sex”
" Same, wait, nevermind"
"Whats sex like for you, I mean, as a …asexual…?”
"Uh, you know, a never ending pit of darkness, with the sounds of the innocent screaming in the background, same as anyone else. "
"Youve got great dexterity, you must be great in bed. "
"I would say the same for you, but I have no idea why that matters."
Just great, sarcastic asexuals.
1 week ago with 786 notes
sorry about the bitchy posts, this is why I usually try to stay out of the tags -_-
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